10 Things You Need To Watch The Royal Rumble. Courtesy of THE MONEY!
A Championship Belt. Duh. You can’t mark out when your favorite wrestler enters without a title on your waist or shoulder. Get that belt sitting comfortably as you lean back and watch the numbers go up, with a brewskis in your hand. OH HELL YEAH!
The WWE Encyclopedia. Also a no-brainer here. You need to know what you’re getting into and who his historically so good at this match. It’s all broken down here. Read up jabroni. It’s a grind getting through the Rumble. You’re watching longer than those in the match itself.
Yep. With that you also could use the history of the Royal Rumble itself. The history behind how it started, who has won it the most times, and who eliminates people like no other. It’s all in this DVD Collection.
You gotta eat during the lengthy match, right? Why not eat the best breakfast cereal there is. BOOTY O’S! All 3 of them are in the match, so… DRINK IT IN MANNNNN!
Speaking of drinking, you gotta stay hydrated right? Fill up this WWE logo water bottle, and quench that thirst through the 4-5 hour event. If you prefer a beer like Stone Cold, don’t forget to beer bash after!
And how do you live up to the hype of the Royal Rumble? You make it yourself in fantasy warfare! Grab your copy of WWE 2k17, make your own Rumble, put yourself in, do what you want. You make the match, you control the outcome.
And you’ve gotta watch clothes to watch the Rumble right? (No. You don’t, but let’s assume you do). So if you’re going to wear a G other than our Geekiverse shirts, might as well be a CERTIFIED G shirt!
But you live in a cold weather state. So you need layers. Why not support the Demon, who Brunner 1.0 says is likely returning at the Rumble to claim the Universal Title that he never lost! Hoodie game activated.
At some point, you’re going to have to leave to go to work, school, or the store for more food and drink. Baby it’s cold outside? Remember, when you’re in the NWO, it’s 4 Lyfe.
And you’ll need to start planning for the new PPV, which Brunner 1.0 predicts may involve some members of The Bullet Club. Remember, that’s also 4 L-L-L-Lyfe.
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