WWE Money in the Bank Review

FINALLY. The city of Cleveland won a legitimate sports title! DEAN AMBROSE IS THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Okay, he’s from Cincinnati but whatever. If the ending is great, is the pay-per-view great? We’re breaking it down match by match with 5 words or less!

Golden Truth vs. Breezango: What was that. I’m dumber.

Lucha Dragons vs. Dudley Boyz: No storyline. I was bored.

WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal 4-Way: New Day Wins. Getting Old.

Baron Corbin vs. Dolph Ziggler: Good wrestling. Hope it’s over.

Charlotte and Dana Brooke vs. Natalya and Becky Lynch: Where is the story here?

Apollo Crews vs. Sheamus: Solid match. That White Noise!

AJ Styles vs. John Cena: Cena will win at Battleground.

Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Finally Dean wins big one.

United States Championship Match Rusev vs. Titus O’Neil: Why kiss son on lips?

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins: Slow start, exciting speardigree finish.

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose: Finally Ambrose is the champ.

There were highs, there were definite lows. However, Money in the Bank 2016 will forever be known as the event that Ambrose finally won the title, and there were no serves to take it from him. No referee shenanigans. No tussle on the top of the ladder where both competitors come down with the title. Dean Ambrose is the champion.

AJ Styles and John Cena are going to battle for a while, and that’s good…but I’m concerned Cena will pull a Cena and win outright. Because you know, that’s WWE. The Club got involved! No way can AJ beat Cena straight up. We shall see.

Where is the Miz? Ruse will continue to own that title. Tag Team Titles have to change soon right? And we have a brand split coming up soon! It’s an exciting time in WWE once again folks. Oh… Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton are expected to come back soon too. No Big Deal.

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